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What movies have not aged well?

10.06.2025 10:28

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Diamonds Are Forever

-”She is very sexyful!”

Did you become a cuckold for your wife?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

-”Ah so!”

How physicists used antimatter, supercomputers and giant magnets to solve a 20-year-old mystery - The Conversation

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

From Russia With Love

Are there really people who still believe the Earth is flat?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Live and Let Die

End of an Era: Landsat 7 Decommissioned After 25 Years of Earth Observation - USGS (.gov)

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-J W Pepper

The Man with the Golden Gun

Twins reinstate Byron Buxton from concussion injured list - Sports Illustrated

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy

Why are Indians so influenced by the Western culture, when the Indian tradition has so much to give?

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What are the best Jewish jokes?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

If sea levels were rising, wouldn't the acreage of coastal salt marshes increase? Are they?

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

New model helps to figure out which distant planets may host life - Phys.org

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Opener: Teel, Cubs, Tigers, Langeliers - MLB Trade Rumors

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!